[OESY]

"You know, Nancy ... er, Jane ... Where'd Nancy go? She was just here
a moment ago.... Oh, well, anyway, ah, as I was saying, you know, at my age,
as I always say (maybe you've heard me), nothing beats a good healthy one
each and every morning, ... ah, and you can take to the bank and smoke it."

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[Holicheese]

You know in my day, women knew their place. The ferry cost a nickle and we would tie an onion to our belt to attract young ladies... Ohh Matlock is on...MATLOCKKKKKK!