[tomkow6]

Today's FEEBLE

YOKE:

Two rednecks are out fishing and sipping beer while discussing bird dogs and NASCAR.

All of a sudden, Leroy says,
"I think I'm going to divorce my wife -- she hasn't spoken to me in over six months."

Bubba sips his beer and says, "You better think it over -- women like that are hard to find."

[Soaring Feather]

One more, Cubbies Report, then wham!

[Lady Jag]

Marriage

A man calls home to his wife and says, "Honey I have been asked to go fishing at a big lake up in Canada with my boss and several of his friends. We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that promotion I've been wanting, so would you please pack me enough clothes for a week and set out my rod and tackle box. We're leaving from the office and I will swing by the house to pick my things up. Oh! And please pack my new blue silk pajamas."

The wife thinks this sounds a little fishy but being a good wife she does exactly what her husband asked. The following weekend he comes home a little tired but otherwise looking good.

The wife welcomes him home and asks if he caught many fish. He says, "Yes! Lots of Walleye, some Blue gill, and a few Pike. But why didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to do?"

The wife replies; "I did, they were in your tackle box."