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Good morning,

Fellow Lardites!!!

580 posted on 05/12/2008 4:35:40 AM PDT by tomkow6 (...............CHANGE We Can Believe............My "VOICES"!....)

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Today"s FEEBLE

YOKE:

Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement center were sitting on a bench under a tree when one turns to the other and says:
"Slim, I"m 83 years old now and I"m just full of aches and pains. I know you're about my age. How do you feel?"

Slim says, "I feel just like a newborn baby."

"Really? Like a newborn baby?"

"Yep. No hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants."

581 posted on 05/12/2008 4:36:45 AM PDT by tomkow6 (...............CHANGE We Can Believe............My "VOICES"!....)

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