QUIZ!!!
If you were lost in the woods, who would you trust for directions:
an in-tune bagpipe player, an out-of-tune bagpipe player, or Santa Claus?
Answer: The out-of-tune bagpipe player.
The other two indicate you have been hallucinating.
LOL!
Hey Tom, I just open my Indiana Jones Spoon flashlight, came in my Shredded Wheat. I don’t know what the thing is for- I know where my mouth is, maybe it is to help me know what I am eating. :0)