[Brainhose]

A few years back I was talking with a friend in the local Mexican joint about the number of men who die of prostate cancer, when our waitress got upset and said "Women die of prostate cancer too, ya know!". I told her Women didn't have prostates, this really pissed her off and said rather loudly;"Women do too have prostates!!"The entire bar (About 50 people) roared in laughter. THe poor woman was so embarrassed at her stupidity that she disappeared for a few minutes before returning.
I felt bad for her but it was pretty damned funny.

[RepublitarianRoger2]

So did you leave her a nice big tip? You know, so she could maybe buy a clue?