I don’t think you have the slightest clue.
If you were a member of a sub crew...we would duck tape your ass up...hang you upside down over the TDU well....pull you pants down and squirt some grease up your ass and then shave your balls nice and spiffy...then we’d take turns punching the piss out of a smart ass nub like you....you don’t know me, so shut your rantin’ pie hole about me not having a clue...i got a question for ya....what do you do with a pregnant sailor? Huh? Thats’s right..she’ll suck up a shore duty billet.