Subject: Goldens vs Labs
Goldens: NEED attention
Labs: WANT attention
Goldens: MUST be touching you at all times
Labs: WANT to touch you all the time
Goldens: They must be Catholics (They understand the need to confess their guilt)
Labs: They must be Protestants (What guilt?)
Goldens: If they had a job they would be Social Workers
Labs: If they had a job they would be standup comedians
Goldens: If they could speak, they’d constantly say “I love you” And if you come home to find that the lamp is broken they’d say “broken lamp? I must have done it. I know I was outside the whole time, but I must have done it, oh no. Someone’s unhappy”
Labs: If they could speak, they’d say “love me” And if you come home to find that the lamp is broken they’d say “broken lamp? I did it. I was having tons of fun. Want to see me break the other one?”
Goldens: hang on you
Labs: body slam you
Goldens: Long hair in your food, on your clothes, on your couch.
Labs: Shorter hair in your food, on your clothes, on your couch.
Goldens: Brush daily
Labs: Wash and wear!
- Karen & Dick Kennedy
Pleasant Pine Labrador Retrievers
Goldens: MUST be touching you at all times
Labs: WANT to touch you all the time
Chessies: MAKE you touch them when they're in the mood
Goldens: They must be Catholics (They understand the need to confess their guilt)
Labs: They must be Protestants (What guilt?)
Chessies: They must be divine (They think they sitteth at heel on the right hand of the Almighty)
Goldens: If they had a job they would be Social Workers
Labs: If they had a job they would be standup comedians
Chessies: If they had a job they'd be Blue Crab Boat Skippers
Goldens: If they could speak, they’d constantly say “I love you” And if you come home to find that the lamp is broken they’d say “broken lamp? I must have done it. I know I was outside the whole time, but I must have done it, oh no. Someone’s unhappy”
Labs: If they could speak, they’d say “love me” And if you come home to find that the lamp is broken they’d say “broken lamp? I did it. I was having tons of fun. Want to see me break the other one?”
Chessies: If they could speak, they’d say “I love you” And if you come home to find a lamp is broken they’d say “The cat did it. I was simply minding my own business. Want to see the cat break the other one?”
Goldens: hang on you
Labs: body slam you
Chessies: wear you like jewelry
Goldens: Long hair in your food, on your clothes, on your couch.
Labs: Shorter hair in your food, on your clothes, on your couch.
Chessies: Double coated hair in your food, on your clothes, on your couch and clog your vacuum cleaner.
Goldens: Brush daily
Labs: Wash and wear!
Chessies: Are rode hard and put up wet...and like it
There, fixed it.