One click lets you access yahoo.com or the Federal Trade Commission! Plus, if you have a need for "African American Funeral Firms," and who doesn't, they link directly to purpledirectory.com! What helpful folks.
Why yes, now that you mention it, I do have some work to do.
The old man (original owner) used to practice his putting on the front lawn during slow days, but clearly his kids are trying to raise the tone of the place . . . . . . but maybe the advertising campaign needs a little rethinking. . ..