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1 posted on 04/24/2008 12:45:00 PM PDT by TightyRighty
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To: TightyRighty

Save a horse. Ride a cow.


77 posted on 04/24/2008 2:07:24 PM PDT by manic4organic (Send a care package through USO today.)
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To: TightyRighty

There he was, innocently walking along. Nothing would have happened if the bovines with loose morals hadn’t made cow eyes at him.

They were asking for it.

Betcha they have tattoos too, those tramps!


80 posted on 04/24/2008 2:47:48 PM PDT by Titan Magroyne ("Shorn, dumb and bleating is no way to go through life, son." Yeah, close enough.)
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To: TightyRighty

“I am a cow F*cki*g American” it was ‘herd’ said, in the vein of Gov. McGreevey.


81 posted on 04/24/2008 2:48:47 PM PDT by sappy
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To: TightyRighty

Are her udders perky?


82 posted on 04/24/2008 3:33:27 PM PDT by toddlintown (Beer Is Good For You.)
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Moo Ping!!!


85 posted on 04/24/2008 4:08:45 PM PDT by amxfan2002 (Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But then I repeat myself)
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I don’t know about cows, but about once every three weeks or so mares would be very grateful. I have known them to rub trees down with their hindquarters when in heat, and I’m sure they wouldn’t object to a man—trouble is, they can play rough.


87 posted on 04/24/2008 6:02:50 PM PDT by ottbmare
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Well, that’s just awful.

I heard his girlfriend was a cow.
Real bossy.


88 posted on 04/24/2008 9:43:36 PM PDT by mountainbunny
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To: martin_fierro

Robert Melia Jr., an officer with the Moooooooooorestown Police Department...


89 posted on 04/24/2008 11:26:35 PM PDT by SunkenCiv (https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate/_____________________Profile updated Saturday, March 29, 2008)
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I guess he knows where the beef is.


90 posted on 04/24/2008 11:27:31 PM PDT by SunkenCiv (https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate/_____________________Profile updated Saturday, March 29, 2008)
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Really. Don't.

91 posted on 04/25/2008 1:58:47 AM PDT by martin_fierro (MOOS YOUR DADDY?)
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ping


93 posted on 04/25/2008 3:03:48 AM PDT by bmwcyle (I always rely on God and Guns in that order)
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I understand cops in New Jersey ride Kawasakis...


94 posted on 04/25/2008 3:20:03 AM PDT by Fresh Wind (Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.)
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Sex with cows? Do you mean Rosie O’Donnell, Rosanne Barr, Helen Thomas, etc?


97 posted on 04/25/2008 8:06:59 AM PDT by Brainhose (Just a typical white person.)
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To: TightyRighty

In related news, Cairne Bloodhoof will be holding a press conference to denounce the decision to indict and to explain that this incident is a natural progression from the Loving v. Virginia case of 1967.


98 posted on 04/25/2008 12:56:29 PM PDT by Anvilhead (Dammit Jim, I'm an Ameri-can not an Ameri-can't.)
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To: TightyRighty

if he didnt use protection..and their first born is a girl..they can name her cowpatty ;)


100 posted on 05/01/2008 9:09:32 AM PDT by tumeniwrdz1
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You guys might want to hold the cow jokes.

The New Jersey police officer and his girlfriend, Heather Lewis, were charged last week with three counts of sexual assault and one count of criminal sexual contact involving three girls at his home in Pemberton between 2003 and 2006.

He took his sickness out on cows only after the pedophilia thing didn't work out.

Sick... just SICK!

101 posted on 05/01/2008 9:22:01 AM PDT by dhot (I take life with a grain of salt, a wedge of lime and a shot of tequila.....)
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To: TightyRighty

In Massachusetts, California and Washington they could get married.


102 posted on 05/01/2008 9:43:37 AM PDT by BJClinton (I will make a fortune when I figure out how to slap someone through standard TCP/IP.)
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