Boy on right: "Don't let it touch me, Billy, don't let it touch me!" Boy on left: "It's okay, Jimmy, I've lured it away from you with this glass of iced tea. But stay absolutely still -- I heard its vision is based on movement!"
18 posted on 04/22/2008 11:01:02 AM PDT by workerbee
(Ladies do not start fights, but they can finish them.)
26 posted on 04/22/2008 12:04:39 PM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks
(To the liberal, there's no sacrifice too big for somebody else to make. --FReeper popdonnelly)