Already been done: http://www.darwinawards.com/stupid/stupid1998-11.html
Read this for some of the best laughter you’ve probably had today - or for some time. Hillarious!
BTW, odds are the Priest is toast - probably shark food by now.
Never heard Larry killed himself. I remember when he did that. I told my wife how cool it was. She looked at me and said, “NO!!”
OMG, that Ed guy was funny...
Catholic priests are ineligible for the Darwin awards. Duh.