December 13, 2006 12:54 PM PST
Al Shugart—the man who founded Seagate Technology, convinced his pet dog to run for public office, and favored Hawaiian shirts over business suits—has died at age 76.
I submit that Al Shugart would have made a better President than any of the three bozos running this year.
Rest in Peace Al, may your boot sector sleep in serenity! :)