Posted on 04/18/2008 8:47:15 AM PDT by najida
>>I’m looking at your face... I may be thinking about your boobs, but I’ll be looking at your face.. hahaha<<
After being in the business world for a long time, I was always wary of a man who didn’t look at my chest at least once during the conversation.
It must just be me.
Geez dude — lighten up! It’s a JOKE!!!
>>Besides, shaving stubble is far more prickly and irritating to private parts than a few days worth of stubble... or so I’m told :-><<
*Ahem*
Yes.
My wife cries, but I do not let her use it as blackmail, and she freely admits when she’s being emotional.
Most women know when they are being emotion, just the majority will never admit it to a guy an “let him be right”.
Women like that I have no time for. Also women who use PMS as an excuse to basically be a b$tch for a week of the month I have no time for. It is not because I have no sympathy, but because I know most women that use it as an excuse to be mean are just that, using it as an excuse. I dated for years a gal who had to take perscription pain killers because her menstral cramping would get so bad, she literally would pass out from the pain without them... even with the pain killers she would be in pain most of the time.. but she NEVER EVER EVER used it as an excuse to be b$tchy to me, or anyone else. Women who use PMS as an excuse to be rude and mean I have no time for.
When I was growing up, “dinner and a date” was McDonald’s and Hawaii Five-O.
I meant “dinner and a show”
“We really don't find it attractive when you stand there scratching yourself in the morning, afternoon or night- please do it in private.”
PLEASE DON'T TAKE THAT AWAY FROM ME...IT IS TOO MUCH FUN.
“When wearing a dress shirt, wear an undershirt underneath. Nothing worse than seeing a man's hairy chest and nipples through his shirt. (PINK PINK PINK)”
I AGREE, BUT IF SHE WANTS TO WEAR A SHIRT WITH NO BRA AND I CAN SEE HER NIPPLES THROUGH THE SHIRT, THAT IS FINE WITH ME.
There are one or two things I’ve experience on the list, but no, not all of them (Yow!)
Same for this list
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/2003465/posts
how does that go for those of us without chest hair?
Yikes Laz — I’m sorry. Prayers for all involved. :-(
Your last paragraph says it all...
You’re a good guy, a good husband and a good dad.
:)
Do you have FIRST-HAND knowledge that this is indeed the case? If so, then he's more than a "friend".
FWIW, I think that it's very difficult if not impossible for (straight) men and women to be "just" friends. There is always some sexual tension present, even if unrealized, at some level with one or (usually) both.
That’s a funny list too. I don’t have these issues in my life. I didn’t marry a woman and don’t expect my husband to act like one. Life is too precious to nag about little things that can be easily accepted or dealt with - makes for a much happier life. That is my take on the subject anyway.
If you girls want sissy gay guys, you are welcome to them.
Any woman who expects men to live up to this list deserves the simpering wimp she gets.
I’m sure our families would get along just fine.
(had that organ lopped out when the “monthly” got too bad)
I try not to get emotional and am raising two girls to be the same way. I’ll call them Emos and we laugh at women on tv who cry and moan.
In this world, they will be lucky to get a fine conservative man to let them stay home with kids and homeschool. They better be grateful for it.
I know women who stay at home then b!tch about everything when their hubbies come in the door. Pish. The guys don’t want to come home.
I want my hubby to do two things. One, love me like he does (bathroom, kitchen, while hanging wallpaper [yes, that was different]) and fix my computer problems. Okay, today I need him to find the ringtone I just bought, but anything he does after that is cake. I can’t complain.
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/2003465/posts
Same with any guy who expects a woman to follow the above list also ;)
I freely admit I look at every womans breasts, but I don’t stare at them when talking to her, I don’t need to gawk at em to know they are there :) The only time I can recall where I did in a professional situation, and I was trying my best not to was when I was talking to a young lade who was rather well endowed, and they were literally falling out of her blouse.
I don’t hold that one against myself though, because frankly that was just not a fair situation to be put in. The thing that killed me was how oblivious she seemed to be for about 10 minutes and then finally started to try to cover up, and of course didn’t have enough material to cover up much of anything. I really wanted to tell her boss that she needed to speak to this gal.
I kept avoiding even looking at her, it was truly a no win for any guy to have been put in... or lesbian too I suppose.
I find both sets of lists funny as well as the reactions to them.
Take them seriously? No.
See maybe a teeny grain of truth in few things? Sure.
So glad my husband likes to cuddle. I usually wake up to him “spooning me.” He loves to hold me and caress me, and - no - it doesn’t always lead to sex, although if we have the time and privacy... :)
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