Rules that Girls Wish Guys Knew

April 18, 2008

[Texas_shutterbug]

Well, when I'm half asleep, get up to go to the bathroom during the middle of the night and the seat is up, I fall in!

After being awoken by my screams a couple of times when first married, my dh learned to put the seat down real fast!

[najida]

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/2003465/posts

How is it different from this thread? Equal humor.

(However, I’ve had one friend already point out the irony of it all) :)

[T Minus Four]

I guess I’m looking at it more from a business perspective.

If my husband were dating, he’d have a whole lot more to worry about than his dress code :-)

[APFel]

It’s humor, just like the Guys List-— TIC.

Well, it's an ATTEMPT, anyway. In the same vein as "chicken crosses the road" or "guy walks into bar". Tired and cliche.

If you hadn't billed the list as "accurate" I wouldn't have said a thing. Just like on that "guys list" nonsense.

APf

[netmilsmom]

>>Crying is emotional blackmail. <<

I have found that if a woman cries silently, it’s real.
Loud with a lot of hand motions, blackmail.

Sometimes tears come. I refuse to let my hubby see me cry. Even when my cat died.

[JillValentine]

TMI.

[forkinsocket]

I sure do :) About the only thing he ever liked about Lebanese. Now he says the only good things out of Lebanon are the food & me. Ha.

[absolootezer0]

ha, touche! :)

[Red Badger]

Women and metrosexuals. Real men don’t “ish”...........

[najida]

All I ask then is that you post this in both places.

And honestly, it was the least silly and vitriolic of the lists out there. Seriously :)

[netmilsmom]

AAAAWWWWWWWW!

That is so sweet!

[T Minus Four]

Mmmmmm, Lebanese food is the BEST! Mujaddarah, hummus, babba ganoush, that cauliflower stuff with the almonds and golden raisins, lamb, flatbread. And those wonderful semolina cookies! Yum,yum yum!

[Bobarian]

There is no “I” in “team”.

But there sure as heck is one in “wife”.
Not to mention the “US” in “husband”.

That about sums it up.

[najida]

Haifa and Aishwarya Rai are two of the most gorgeous women living.

LOL! And I’m not surprised your fiance’ chose you....Lebanese women are BEAUTIFUL!

[absolootezer0]

It’s humor! But if you know of any better women, please let them know I’m available for a date Saturday. ;-)

look at you, already violating rule one. :)

[ken5050]

Wait just a second here..I mean, Ellen DeGeneris is...Lebanese...

[JillValentine]

A Dear Abby column:

Dear Abby,

A couple of women moved in across the hall from me. One is a middle-aged gym teacher, and the other is a social worker in her mid twenties. These two women go everywhere together, and I’ve never seen a man go into their apartment or come out. Do you think they could be Lebanese?

[najida]

Hugs hun.

Keep talkin’ maybe he’ll hear :)

[netmilsmom]

Truth be told!

We just had our largest chain go bankrupt after the owner was found to be sending money to Hezbolla. La Shish.

And the Christian one closed too. Boooo.

[dfwgator]

Give me a break, if you stop whining for a second you would realize you could grab us a bear and you would get lots of free snuggling on that couch.

I didn't know you were into that kind of stuff.