I’m guessing she returns from India with the conviction that I (through my tax dollars) need to do more for the poor around the world.
> I’m guessing she returns from India with the conviction
Of that you can be certain. DUI, probably, to add to her collection. Perhaps she’ll ply her trade in the sex industry and come back with a Solicitation conviction, too.
Anyone aside from me notice the non-presence in the news of a Hapless Hilton yclept Paris of late? Not that I’m complaining, mind. Whatever they used to kill off that celebutante, they ought to bottle it and use liberal sprinklings on said Lohan and one Ritchie, too. Then it’s Britney’s turn — unless she finally goes around the twist for one last time and her brain explodes...
...one can hope, anyway.