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Bank robber gives teller her name, address
The Monitor ^
| 4/14/08
Posted on 04/16/2008 7:32:43 AM PDT by NRA1995
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"What's in YOUR wallet?" "Oh, a dye-pack."
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posted on
04/16/2008 7:32:43 AM PDT
by
NRA1995
To: NRA1995
Police work would be a lot harder if most crooks had any brains at all. This sounds like another episode for my proposed TV show CSI:Idiots.
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posted on
04/16/2008 7:38:33 AM PDT
by
KarlInOhio
(Rattenschadenfreude: joy at a Democrat's pain, especially Hillary's pain caused by Obama.)
To: NRA1995
20 years or so behind bars should remove her from the gene pool. Can we stretch the rules to nominate her for the Darwin award?
To: NRA1995
Maria Garcia, 33, scrawled the hold-up message on the back of a completed food stamp application.... Priceless.......................
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posted on
04/16/2008 7:42:35 AM PDT
by
Red Badger
( We don't have science, but we do have consensus.......)
To: Red Badger
on the plus side, she was at least trying to get off the gov’t handouts..
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posted on
04/16/2008 7:48:45 AM PDT
by
absolootezer0
( Detroit: we're so bad, even our mayor is a criminal)
To: Red Badger
Maria Garcia, 33, scrawled the hold-up message on the back of a completed food stamp application.... Priceless indeed. But I wonder how long it will take for the"Hope Peddling Party of Pickpockets" to blame this on "America" and on Bush in particular?
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posted on
04/16/2008 7:51:39 AM PDT
by
NativeSon
(off the Rez without a pass...)
Guilty on all counts.
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posted on
04/16/2008 7:53:01 AM PDT
by
evets
To: absolootezer0
on the plus side, she was at least trying to get off the govt handouts..But now we will have to spend more dollars to keep this stupid b**** in a jail for 20 or more years.
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posted on
04/16/2008 8:07:46 AM PDT
by
Arrowhead1952
(Typical white person, bitter, religious, gun-owner, who will "Just say No to BO.")
To: NRA1995
Send this woman’s contact info to Barak Obama; if he gets elected, he’ll need a national security advisor of this caliber...
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posted on
04/16/2008 8:10:08 AM PDT
by
editor-surveyor
(Turning the general election into a second Democrat primary is not a winning strategy.)
To: Arrowhead1952
with our prison system, probably only 1-5.
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posted on
04/16/2008 8:31:21 AM PDT
by
absolootezer0
( Detroit: we're so bad, even our mayor is a criminal)
To: Red Badger
Dare to be stupid! This has happened before, too, as at least one robber wrote his stick up note on the back on an envelope addressed to him. Stuff like this makes “America’s
Dumbest Criminals” (TV show, book)
To: NRA1995; Ultimatum; Sterco; expatguy; Paige; Tennessee_Bob; cspackler; ECM; STOCKHRSE; ...
“Police had been called to the residence for child custody disputes and Maria Garcia’s mother had filed a report with the department identifying her daughter as mentally challenged.”
If you want on, or off this S. Texas/Mexico ping list, please FReepMail me.
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posted on
04/16/2008 8:39:12 AM PDT
by
SwinneySwitch
(US Constitution Article 4 Section 4..shall protect each of them against Invasion...domestic Violence)
To: absolootezer0
Well, you may be right, but this was Texas. 20 years for robbing a bank and 10 or less (with time off for good behavior) for killing someone while under the influence.
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posted on
04/16/2008 8:43:12 AM PDT
by
Arrowhead1952
(Typical white person, bitter, religious, gun-owner, who will "Just say No to BO.")
To: raccoonradio
I heard about one guy who robbed a bank and the note was written on the back of one of his deposit slips.........
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posted on
04/16/2008 8:44:03 AM PDT
by
Red Badger
( We don't have science, but we do have consensus.......)
To: Red Badger
Yup! There’s another one.
To: absolootezer0
To: Arrowhead1952; Red Badger
I think she was one of my clients back in the day. She looks familiar. I wonder if she has like 8 kids now.
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posted on
04/16/2008 8:46:19 AM PDT
by
Froufrou
To: NRA1995
Police had been called to the residence for child custody disputes and Maria Garcia's mother had filed a report with the department identifying her daughter as mentally challenged.Now there's a understatement.
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posted on
04/16/2008 8:50:02 AM PDT
by
Jaded
("I have a mustard- seed; and I am not afraid to use it."- Joseph Ratzinger)
To: Red Badger
Reminds me of the bank robbers in “Raising Arizona”:
Gale: All right, ya hayseeds, it’s a stick-up. Everybody freeze. Everybody down on the ground.
Feisty Hayseed: Well, which is it, young feller? You want I should freeze or get down on the ground? Mean to say, if’n I freeze, I can’t rightly drop. And if’n I drop, I’m a-gonna be in motion. You see...
Gale: Shut up!
Feisty Hayseed: Okay then.
Gale: Everybody down on the ground!
Evelle: Y’all can just forget that part about freezin’ now.
Gale: Better still to get down there.
Evelle: Yeah, y’all hear that, don’t ya?
Gale: Where’d all the tellers go?
Teller’s voices: We’re down here, sir.
Evelle: They’re on the floor as you commanded, Gale.
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posted on
04/16/2008 8:51:51 AM PDT
by
dfwgator
(11+7+15=3 Heismans)
To: DeFault User
20 years or so behind bars should remove her from the gene pool. Can we stretch the rules to nominate her for the Darwin award?She'll probably serve 4 or 5 tops and at 33, I'd bet she's already a grandmother.
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posted on
04/16/2008 8:58:22 AM PDT
by
Drew68
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