Madonna's Husband Started Eating Cookies, Stopped Wanting Sex

Fox News ^ | Tuesday, April 15, 2008 | FOXNews

[ErnBatavia]

because he didn't want to have sex

Maybe part of it's because he suddenly remembered "where it had been"...

[Gatún(CraigIsaMangoTreeLawyer)]

“how do the Girl Scouts raise money?”

I frankly don’t know the answer. I don’t know how that worked under the Canal Zone. I have a feeling they got their expenses paid from local donations. They may have received some help from the States.

All I can tell you for certain is there were no cookies...ever.

I am unfamiliar if the Republic of Panama even has Girls Scouts or any other scouts. If they do, I don’t hear of them.

[Mr. Brightside]

If staying home and baking cookies reduces the sex drive in men, maybe Hillary SHOULD have tried it on Bill.

[Tax-chick]

Panama has Girl Scouts, the “Muchachas Guias.” My co-leader in my GS troop is married to a Panamanian.

[Gatún(CraigIsaMangoTreeLawyer)]

Ah, okay, thanks. One just doesn’t hear of them.

I did a little research just now and found this at:
http://www.thepanamanews.com/pn/v_08/issue_19/community_01.html

It is an interesting read.

Still, though, NO GIRL SCOUT COOKIES!!!!

[Gatún(CraigIsaMangoTreeLawyer)]

You make a very valid point.

[Tax-chick]

That’s sad.

[Ignatz]

I’d pick cookies over rotting meat, too.

[Gatún(CraigIsaMangoTreeLawyer)]

I was reading up on Girl Scout cookies a few minutes ago. The cookies are baked and sold only in the U.S. I cannot order them. I have to buy them from a Girl Scout in the U.S.

[Tax-chick]

Next year, you should contact a Girl Scout council and ask them to send you some!

[irishtenor]

Iced Raisin Cookies........ yum.

[Holicheese]

Oh yea, those are great.
Do you remember those crappy Orep knock offs called Hydrox? I hated those.

[Gatún(CraigIsaMangoTreeLawyer)]

Excellent idea!

Thank you.

[irishtenor]

I liked the lemon ones.

[fidèle]

Guy said he didn't like Kaballah (or however you spell it). It reminds me a little of the divorce between Nicole Kidman and Tom Cruise. She didn't like the scientology, which essentially is the worship of yourself. Can't blame Nicole for finding that frightening.

Kaballah is basically sexual mysticism, or worshipping sexuality, which is right up Madonna's alley. Can't blame Guy for getting bored with that either.

I used to pray for Madonna's conversion. Still do every once in awhile. I've a friend who says she will die unrepentant. What a waste of life.