LMAO! :-)
From the 80’s Britcom “The Young Ones”:
Ship’s captain: “Would you like to become the ship’s chief cook and concubine?”
Woman on board: “What’s a concubine?”
Captain: “It’s a small, spiny creature about this big.”
Woman: “That’s a hedgehog.”
Captain: “Oh. In that case, would you like to become the ship’s chief cook and hedgehog?”