[NormsRevenge]

Juliet Lee, left, holds her second place award as first place winner Patrick Bertoletti, front,wearing his award takes a breath after the Acme World Oyster Eating Championship held in the French Quarter of New Orleans Saturday, April 12, 2008. Bertoletti won first place in the Acme World Oyster Eating Championship by eating 35 dozen oysters in eight minutes. (AP Photo/Judi Bottoni)

[martin_fierro]

Oy! Eating champ downs 35 dozen oysters

...and maaan, was he horny afterwards.

[VR-21]

The Walrus and the Carpenter are looking down with pride tonight.

[Petronski]

That’s 420 oysters, if I have the math right.

[budwiesest]

Since first hearing of these glutton contests I've always wondered what it says about the rest of us, if anything.

Probably nothing, but if anything, possibly a poke in the eye of those who question our plentitude. Fat people are a sign of success, but for how long, depends. And, these contests are often won by people who are anything but, fat. Figure. Go.

[aristotleman]

Disgusting. Wasteful. Vile.