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To: digger48; SIDENET

“I wonder if modern Democrats grow “defeat gardens”.”

“They’ll attempt to defeat you in court to make you share YOUR garden with THEM.”

LOL!

If you have an especially big garden, Democrats will require you give half of it away to those who haven’t planted gardens.

They’ll give jihadists peas, hoping to appease them and keep them from destroying their gardens. We also must respect weeds and let them continue to grow. They are in no way inferior to vegetables.

Gardeners will be required to plant a variety of colors of produce, so no one color group is left out. Red tomatoes have cornered the market for far too long. (I’m doing my part by planting purple, white, yellow, and pink tomatoes this year.)

No disparaging remarks can be made about any particular vegetable group. Former President George Bush’s remarks on broccoli were uncalled for.

Vegetables from Latin America should be given an opportunity to grow where American vegetables just don’t want to :)


31 posted on 04/12/2008 4:02:23 PM PDT by chickpundit (I will abide under the shadow of the Almighty.)
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To: chickpundit
If you have an especially big garden, Democrats will require you give half of it away to those who haven’t planted gardens.

DO NOT GIVE THE DEMOCRATS IDEAS LIKE THIS!

I don't want the idea of collective farms in the USA, given the bad experience of such farms in Communist countries (even the Communists in China threw out that idea a long time ago).

34 posted on 04/12/2008 8:01:13 PM PDT by RayChuang88
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To: chickpundit

Chuckle, chuckle...


47 posted on 04/13/2008 2:56:58 PM PDT by La Enchiladita ( God bless you.)
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