[Hoffer Rand]

That’s because it’s not really a question, it’s an invitation to an argument. So, the correct answer is, “Honey, I love you. Here’s my credit card.”

[fredhead]

You've probably heard Bill Cosby talk about children with brain damage. You know, the “I don't know” problem. But did you know where it came from?

For the answer one must go back to the creation.

God said to Adam, “Didn't I tell you not to eat the forbidden fruit?” Adam replied, “Uh-huh.” God said, “Then why did you eat it?” To which Adam replied, “I don't know!!”

God said, “GET OUT!!!!” On the way out, He said, “Go forth, be fruitful and multiply.” This was not a blessing, THIS WAS A CURSE!

So when you are fruitful, and you produce fruits, and the fruits have the brain damage, you now know from where it comes.