[Rocky]

Cat dung from the other side of the world. A real treasure. In between sips, they can talk about how stupid the Americans are, about the righteousness of political correctness, and the importance of stopping global warming.

If only everyone could see the light as clearly as they do.

[Brainhose]

That pretty much sums it up.
I wonder what they'd charge if the coffee was made from Gore's droppings?