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Posted on 04/09/2008 8:44:40 PM PDT by kiriath_jearim
A Serb farmer used a grinding machine to cut his farm tools and machines in half to comply with a court ruling that he must share all his property with his ex-wife.
Branko Zivkov, 76, said he had been ready to give his wife Vukadinka her equal share of everything earned during their 45-year marriage, but was furious at being asked to give away half his farming equipment.
"I still haven't decided how to split the cow. She should just say what she wants - the part with the horns or the part with the tail," he said.
There you go
As an aside, I wouldn’t get married without a prenuptial agreement.
Thank God any kids must be grown by now.
Wise Judge O Solomon.
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