In an Absolut World, vodka companies would spend more time trying to make their vodka tolerable and less time spending their money trying to promote socialism and cultural decay.
Let’s face it. This brand is mostly known for their wierd ad campaigns (like Benetton) but their actual product is substandard. And the ‘flavored’ stuff is like vodka with lemon Pledge sprayed it in.
Absolut is for mixing - definitely not good enough to drink straight (Yes, pun intended)