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Today's FEEBLE
YOKE:
A customer walks into a Adult "toy" store asking for an inflatable doll.
The guy behind the counter says, "Male or female?
Customer says: "Female'
Counter guy asks: "Black or white?
Customer says: "White"
Counter guy asks: "Christian or Muslim?"
Customer says: "What the hell does religion have to do with it?"
Counter guy says: "The Muslim one blows itself up."
461 posted on
04/07/2008 4:26:12 AM PDT by
tomkow6
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Two Arabs are chatting. One of them has his wallet out and is flipping through pictures.
"Yeah, this is my oldest. He's a martyr. Here's my second son. He's a martyr, too."
There's a pause.
The second Arab says, wistfully, "Ah, they blow up so fast, don't they?"
481 posted on
04/07/2008 9:14:23 AM PDT by
Lady Jag
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