[tomkow6]

Today's FEEBLE

YOKE:

A 60-year-old man went to the doctor for a check-up. The doctor told him,
"You're in terrific shape. There's nothing wrong with you. Why, you might live forever. You have the body of a 35 year old. By the way, how old was your father when he died?"

The 60 year old responded, "Who said he was dead?"

The doctor was surprised and asked, "How old is he and is he very active?"

The 60 year old responded, "Well, he is 82 years old and he still goes skiing three times a season and surfing three times a week during the summer."

The doctor couldn't believe it. "Well, how old was your grandfather when he died?"

The 60 year old responded again, "Who said he was dead?"

The doctor was astonished. He said, "You mean to tell me you are 60 years old and both your father and your grandfather are alive? Is your grandfather very active?"

The 60 year old said, "He goes skiing at least once a season and surfing once a week during the summer. Not only that," said the patient, "my grandfather is 106 years old, and next week he is getting married again."

The doctor said, "At 106 years old, why on earth would your grandfather want to get married?"

His patient looked up at the doctor and said, "Who said he wanted to?"

[tomkow6]

FIRST PLACE CUBS 3

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APRIL 26 @ 6:05 PM CST
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FIRST PLACE CUBS 3

Nationals 5 

 

NEXT GAME: 

TONIGHT

APRIL 26 @ 6:05 PM CST
 Radio: WGN 720

  VS   

[SevenofNine]

Come think of it Ms Feather I think Tomkow is Freepers Onslow from Keeping up Appearances

I don’t know anybody watch that show on PBS that is funny

[Lady Jag]

A news article from a Florida Newspaper: 

When Nathan Radlich's house was burglarized, thieves left his TV, his VCR, and even left his watch. What they did take was "generic white cardboard box filled with greyish-white powder." (That at least is the way the police described it.) 

A spokesman for the Fort Lauderdale police said, "that it looked similar to cocaine and they'd probably thought they'd hit the big time."

Then Nathan stood in front of the TV cameras and pleaded with the burglars:  "Please return the cremated remains of my sister, Gertrude. She died three years ago." 

Well, the next morning, the bullet-riddled corpse of a drug dealer known as Hoochie Pevens was found on Nathan's doorstep. The cardboard box was there too; about half of Gertrude's ashes remained. And there was this note. 

It said: "Hoochie sold us the bogus blow, so we wasted Hoochie.
Sorry we snorted your sister. No hard feelings. Have a nice day."