To: tomkow6
A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is a White Sox fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they were Sox fans too. Not really knowing what a Sox fan was but wanting to be like their teacher, their hands explode into the air like fleshy fireworks.
There is, however, one exception. One girl has not gone along with the crowd. The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different. "Because I'm not a Sox fan."
Then, asks the teacher, what are you?
"Why I'm proud to be a Chicago Cubs fan," boasts the little girl.
The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red. She asks the girl why she is a Cubs fan.
"Well, My Dad and Mom are Cubs fans, and I'm a Cubs fan too."
The teacher is now angry. "That's no reason," she says loudly. "What if your Mom was a moron, and your dad was a moron. What would you be then?"
A pause, and a smile. "Then," says the girl, "I'd be a White Sox fan."
1,460 posted on
04/24/2008 9:27:37 AM PDT by
Lady Jag
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To: Lady Jag; tomkow6; All
AMen to that LOL!
How about Al Wilson Show and tell I got YOU TUBE here
RIP AL
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=smY-6vGxpVc
OH MAN TMZ.com reporting SOULLLLLL TRAIN may be cancel because Don Conlieous is in lawsuit with Parmount Pictures something about Donny want more jack for reruns they show on Weekends sometime
1,463 posted on
04/24/2008 10:15:05 AM PDT by
SevenofNine
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