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1,395 posted on 04/22/2008 6:25:29 PM PDT by Soaring Feather (I soar- 'cause I can...Tom pushed me off my perch, I had to Soar!)
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Good morning,

Ms Feather!

1,397 posted on 04/23/2008 4:16:52 AM PDT by tomkow6 (...............CHANGE We Can Believe............My "VOICES"!....)
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Good morning,

Fellow Lardites!!!

1,399 posted on 04/23/2008 4:17:55 AM PDT by tomkow6 (...............CHANGE We Can Believe............My "VOICES"!....)
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FINAL

FIRST PLACE CUBS!!!

CUBS 8

Mets 1 

 

NEXT GAME: 

TONIGHT!

April 23  @ 7:35 PM CST
 Radio: WGN 720

  VS   
 

 

1,400 posted on 04/23/2008 4:18:51 AM PDT by tomkow6 (...............CHANGE We Can Believe............My "VOICES"!....)
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Today's FEEBLE

YOKE:

According to a news report, a certain private school in Washington was recently faced with a unique problem.

A number of 12-year-old girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the Bathroom.

That was fine, but after they put on their lipstick they would press their lips to the mirror leaving dozens of little lip prints.

Every night the maintenance man would remove them and the next day the girls would put them back.

Finally the principal decided that something had to be done.

She called all the girls to the bathroom and met them there with the maintenance man.

She explained that all these lip prints were causing a major problem for the custodian who had to clean the mirrors every night (you can just imagine the yawns from the little princesses).

To demonstrate how difficult it had been to clean the mirrors, she asked the maintenance man to show the girls 
how much effort was required.

He took out a long-handled squeegee, dipped it in the toilet, and cleaned the mirror with it.

Since then, there have been no lip prints on the mirror.

1,401 posted on 04/23/2008 4:21:27 AM PDT by tomkow6 (...............CHANGE We Can Believe............My "VOICES"!....)
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