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To: Jack of all Trades; bamahead; martin_fierro
This will go well with the tattoos:

Pole-Dancer Alarm Clock Gets You Up in Every Sense of the Word

N.E.R.D. may get their lapdances for free, but I don't know about ordinary people. I do know, however, that my lapdancing run-in in Vegas several years ago was a never-to-be-repeated experience. Girls with wonky boobs in Santa outfits, (it was June) my girlfriend in hysterics and me squirming with embarrassment, vowing that this was the last time I would have a lay-dee gyrate on top of my chest in order to extricate the dollar bill that said chum had put there for the tip. So this forty-buck glitterball-encrusted alarm clock seems like a safer option. One drawback I do see, however. Five shiny red buttons to work it—isn't that going to lead to confusion amongst some people? [Nerd Approved]

More: http://gizmodo.com/375000/pole+dancer-alarm-clock-gets-you-up-in-every-sense-of-the-word

8 posted on 04/02/2008 8:12:45 AM PDT by CarrotAndStick (The articles posted by me needn't necessarily reflect my opinion.)
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To: CarrotAndStick

Shiny red buttons? I thought they were RedHots that fell of her edible G-string.


21 posted on 04/02/2008 9:50:40 AM PDT by Sensei Ern (http://www.myspace.com/reconcomedy)
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