Cripes, driving to Austin from San Diego isn’t quite like driving through Somalia.
Nowadays, we Texans allow visitors to enter the state without raping your horses and stealing your children.
Nowadays, we Texans allow visitors to enter the state without raping your horses and stealing your children.
Yeah, but the MSM has told us all about this evil George W. Bush character and he's from Texas, so you can't be too careful. ;)
My rules for her had a lot to do with protecting her from herself. She was very “green” behind the ears and was never aware of her surroundings. When it came to driving....well, let's just say that at the time she would get lost trying to get out of a paper-bag. To her street signs were merely suggestions. She was/is very, very book-smart, but at the time had no common sense (read - immature}.