I never hit it. I can't remember if I put tabasco sauce inside a handful of hamburg or only discussed the idea...
The people next door to us had a dog. We did not. Every morning they would open their side door and the dog would poo on our lawn.
My dad tried talking to the neighbor. He swore to stop but his teenagers continued anyway.
The next Saturday morning my Dad grabbed a handful of lucky stones and a slingshot. He came into my bedroom at about 5 am and waited. Round about six, the dog wandered onto our lawn. First squat and my Dad let one fly. “Yelp!!!!” went the dog and he ran.
About an hour later, the scene repeated. “Yelp!!!!”
By the end of the weekend, the dog could not be dragged onto our lawn. The teens actually tried.
I was so proud of my Dad!!!!
I should point out that I was about 12 when this occured.
LOL, thanks for your comment. :)