[JillValentine]

This is why knowledge of effective self-defense techniques is so important. If just one of these ladies unleashes a Category 5 ass-kicking on a would-be mugger, and the incident is well-publicized, it would be a very effective deterrent and other muggers would think twice before continuing their lives of crime.

[Global2010]

I wanted to post a ling from the 70s song:

Everyone will be Kung Fu Fighting!

(poor taste tho)