To: count-your-change
Does your horse bite?
No
Nice horsey...Arrrr!! I thought you said your horse didn’t bite.
That’s not my horse.
3 posted on
03/25/2008 10:02:53 AM PDT by
doodad
To: doodad
The reason I know my horse didn’t bite you is that he’s so old he has no teeth.
Do you own a horse?
No.
5 posted on
03/25/2008 10:28:35 AM PDT by
count-your-change
(you don't have to be brilliant, not being stupid is enough.)
To: doodad
Hey waiter! This looks like a piece of automobile tire in my soup!
It is, Sir. The automobile is replacing the horse in this country!
6 posted on
03/25/2008 10:32:42 AM PDT by
count-your-change
(you don't have to be brilliant, not being stupid is enough.)
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