Syesha sings Fantasia. In what universe does that work? ZZZZZzzzzz But I will say that I liked it better than Fantasia's. So I guess that's something.
Jason. He surely does have pretty blue eyes. And I do love this arrangement - I've heard the original several times. It always makes me smile This was good. This was really good.
Kristy Lee is getting smart - playing to her strength with a country tune. It was just ok. I think she's out to distract Paula with all the sequins. Ooooo! Sparkles!
David Cook is sprouting some scruffy on his chin. He took a risk with a less familiar song. It didn't work. And that jacket was so... strange. But boy he did look sullen taking his lumps.
Tattoo. Oooooo, giving us the serious angry face. Is that a bodice or a swimsuit? Weird. I guess it's is official, high-waisted jeans are back. What a shame. The performance was ok. But not my cuppa ti.
Monchichi. Wow. Monchichi can pound out four chords to a measure. That's talent. Not bad. I hate that it's one of the better performances of the evening.
Brooke. I've said it previously, but the girl 1) needs a meal and 2) needs to start shopping at grown-up stores. A smock that looks cute on a toddler girl does nothing for a woman except look stupid. In fact, its so ridiculous that The Office has made a running gag out of a character who shops at American Girl stores *just* because her teeny tiny body fits in the children's clothes. So, I'm going to start calling her Angela. The song? ZZZZZzzzzzz.
No one was great. No one stood out. Top 3 in no particular order because it pains me so: Jason, Syesha, and Monchichi. Followed closely by Brooke - I mean, Angela.
Bottom 3: Tattoo, Cook, and Kristy Lee. Going home - I'm gonna be bold and say Hotness because I realized while writing this up that I had completely forgotten about him.
OMG. SIX THIRTY start time????
I think she only knows three singers: Whitney, Mariah and Fantasia. Anyone else is foreign to her.
LOL - I got the bottom 3 wrong, but I got the loser right. It'll be sad to see him go. No mo' eye candy.