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To: All; Velveeta

http://www.buckshotscamp.com/Newsletter-Monthly.htm

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“During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director “How do you determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalized”.

“Well,” said the Director, “we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub.”

“Oh, I understand,” said the visitor. “A normal person would use the bucket because it’s bigger than the spoon or the teacup.”

“No.” said the Director, “A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?”


894 posted on 04/01/2008 9:36:58 PM PDT by nw_arizona_granny ( http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/chat/1990507/posts?page=451 SURVIVAL, RECIPES, GARDENS, & INFO)
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To: nw_arizona_granny

LOL!
Phew, I got the answer right. ;-)


922 posted on 04/02/2008 7:12:19 PM PDT by Velveeta
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