[misterrob]

Send her to every Yankee game for the rest of the year if you don’t mind.

[mnehring]

With this record, maybe she should stop doing USO tours?

[Ron in Acreage]

Good. Mavs owner Mark Cuban is an absolute moron.

[SlapHappyPappy]

SWEET! She can curse all our teams. Except, of course, the Rangers who do a good enough job on their own.

[Tax-chick]

“Don’t Stand So Close to Me”

[Pilsner]

I'm not a Jessica Simpson fan, but I heard a Dallas Cowboys player interviewed after she was showed on TV after every bad play Romo made in the game where the season started going south.

He said that December game was something like the fifth game Jessica Simpson had attended, not the first, and the Cowboys had won all of the rest. The only difference was, the TV crews either didn't know she was there during the previous games, or didn't chose to show her face every time Romo made a good play. It was also pointed out that neither Romo, nor anyone else on the field, can identify a fan way up in a glassed in box. On your TV screen, filled first with an image of Romo blowing a play, then an image of Jessica Simpson, it may look like the two images are related. But they aren't.

[stainlessbanner]

Looks the two shrubs behind them saved their lunch money for the game.

[fkabuckeyesrule]

It's not Jessica's fault. She's a patriot.

Also at the game was the anti-american and otherwise shallow human being Mark Cuban. I can't stand him.

[ThomasThomas]

I know how she feels, every game I have been to someone lost.

[Perdogg]

ping

[RichInOC]

Thanks, Jess.