[al baby]

Hi Laz how ya doing

[Lazamataz]

I’m doing well.

Of course, my fiancee left me five months ago, for the father of her child, a five-time convicted felon and wifebeater with an active crack addiction who got her — formerly a Girl Scout Leader — turned out on crack cocaine at the age of 42.

But other than that, I’m doing great.

Of course, we are all facing the greatest economic meltdown since 1929, and will likely most of us lose our jobs and end up homeless and penniless as an emasculated GOP loses to Democrats and they implement straight-on Socialism in America.

But all things considered, I’m doing fine.