What’s with Allegra, socks and toenails?
New socks are prized where she’s at.
Bad toenails ruin new socks.
(Cushion soles are prized above all, whatever you do.. do NOT steal her socks!)
Well now, see, it's all pretty simple.
Socks with holes in them are just uncalled for in our society and nobody should have to go around like that. Socks are so very abundant in our nation that those of us with lots of socks should be able to share with our less fortunate brethren. It's all about caring, I mean, there's nothing quite like wearing a brand-new pair of socks.
As for toenails...well, if you're making brownies or chocolate chip cookies or something and you can't get walnuts or pecans, toenail clippings will give you that nice crunch.
One must learn to utilize all resorces at hand.
I've learned a lot in life and I still have s much more to learn. But I'll be happy to impart to impart my wisdom as I gain it.