Damn...how do I get on this list?
I never get any good death threats...
I understand your point and actually chuckled when I read your post, but true death threats are not laughable matters.
It's been over 15 years, but the death threats I received because of a position I had taken on a piece of legislation were not funny. I was single at the time and my then boyfriend (now husband) gave me a handgun and arrangements were made for me to be escorted home every night after the legislature adjourned.