Pelosi has Ed Zachary’s disease.
Ed Zachary’s disease began in North Korea. Here’s the back story:
Kim Jong Il was ronery. He was so ronery because he could not get date.
He goes to Chinese doctor to find out why. The doctor tells him to take off all his clothes and get down on the floor. Kim does so.
The doctor tells him “Crawl across the room.” Kim crawls across the room. The doctor tells him “Now turn around and crawl back.” Kim turns and crawls back.
The doctor pauses, thinks for a moment and says “Glorious leader, you have a very grave condition. I’m afraid you have Ed Zachary’s disease.”
Kim says “What is Ed Zachary’s disease?”
The doctor says “That when your face rook Ed Zachary like your @$$.”
(Some FReeper posted that some time ago, I think.)