Ah, the things you learn on FR!
Ok, I just can’t help thinking about this. Did the boyfriend have a second bathroom? Did he not ever have anyone over to the house? And if so what did they have to say about it? If not, then that’s really odd. If no one ever came over then the boyfriend might have some more explaining to do. Did he ever change her clothes or has she worn the same ones for two years? Did he bathe her and brush her teeth? Didn’t anyone ever miss her or call asking where she was? Her family or friend? Did she live there or where? Did he pay her rent and bills if she lived elsewhere or what? Before her skin grew into the seat (!) how did she sleep without falling off the pot? Did he ever have another girlfriend or date over in those two years or how did he satisfy his um, cravings? A million questions... Someone ping me when there’s a follow up story!