Sheriff: Kansas woman sat on boyfriend's toilet for 2 years; didn't want to leave bathroom

AP ^ | 3-12-08 | Associated Press

[Wyatt's Torch]

The irony of a potty story with a Mr. Whipple as a character...

[Froufrou]

"Ness County Sheriff Bryan Whipple "

Isn't that the Charmin guy who was always copping a feel?

[avacado]

[KoRn]

/mark

[MarkMyWord]

He was my hero.

[najida]

Poor thing,
so sad.

[pandoraou812]

Just shaking my head again. I hope they had 2 bathrooms. If they didn’t where did he go???

[Froufrou]

Do tell!

[mtbopfuyn]

Ok, I just can’t help thinking about this. Did the boyfriend have a second bathroom? Did he not ever have anyone over to the house? And if so what did they have to say about it? If not, then that’s really odd. If no one ever came over then the boyfriend might have some more explaining to do. Did he ever change her clothes or has she worn the same ones for two years? Did he bathe her and brush her teeth? Didn’t anyone ever miss her or call asking where she was? Her family or friend? Did she live there or where? Did he pay her rent and bills if she lived elsewhere or what? Before her skin grew into the seat (!) how did she sleep without falling off the pot? Did he ever have another girlfriend or date over in those two years or how did he satisfy his um, cravings? A million questions... Someone ping me when there’s a follow up story!

[Flashman_at_the_charge]

I wonder where the boyfriend was dropping trou for two years then?

[Allegra]

Two years???

TWO YEARS??

Bless her heart...

[Froufrou]

Thanks for the ping reping...

[Slings and Arrows]

Must have eaten a vindaloo.

[Constitution Day]

As we say here in the South, “s**t or get off the pot!”

[MarkMyWord]

Just learned a lot from him about squeezing toilet paper. Came in handy when I dated girls who stuffed their bras.

[kingattax]

if she was playing poker, what are the odds of her getting a royal flush ?

[najida]

Probably (I’m just guess here) the boyfriend wasn’t exactly the sharpest tool in the shed either.

The probably were equally mentally incompetent which is why they probably hooked up in the first place and why so little was done.

[RDTF]

holy crap!

[metmom]

Good questions.

*shaking head in disbelief*

[Froufrou]

ROTFLMAO! I had a girlfriend who did that and we went to a Teen Canteen dance and she was dancing with her eyes closed and wearing her sleeveless Cher shirt and the paper was billowing out of both sides...I was trying to get her attention but the music was too loud.

I thought I would die laughing. Good times.