Sheriff: Woman spent 2 years sitting on boyfriend’s toilet

Associated Press ^ | 3/12/2008 | Associated Press

[Red in Blue PA]

NESS CITY, Kan. | Law officers in western Kansas are investigating the bizarre case of a woman they say sat on her boyfriend’s toilet for two years.

Ness County Sheriff Bryan Whipple said the boyfriend called his office late last month to report that something was wrong with his girlfriend.

The sheriff said the woman’s muscles had atrophied and that medical personnel had to remove her from the toilet because she was bound to it by “natural means.”

[martin_fierro]

Hey, I can dream.

[Koblenz]

If this chick got $5,500 for every hour she was on the toilet, she’d have $96.4 million!