Look for Kraft Pepper Jack, probably most likely to be available and work your way up from there :)
Okay. I'll shut up now.
This might be the best way to ask for the cheese
mire esas mejillas hermosas
A Mexican family had just arrived in Texas and was having trouble find work. He had looked all day for a job but hadn't found one and his family was hungry.
In desperation he decided to talk to God about it. He knelt down by a large tree and began to pray.
In a few minutes a big wheel of cheese came rolling down and hit the tree. He grabbed it and ran home.
When he got there he told his wife he wanted nachos for supper. She was surprised and asked if maybe he would rather have cheese enchiladas?
No, he said, the Lord told me to make it into nachos. As I was running home I could hear the Lords voice coming from above. He kept saying “it's not yo cheese, it's not yo cheese”. And that sir, is the way to pronounce nachos.
FREDO Mikey — I was mad at you.
[There is a long pause as FREDO shuffles around.]
Why didn’t we spend time like this before? You wanna drink right? WAITER!
[A waiter walks up to them.]
Por Favor — how do you say “banana daiquiri”?
MICHAEL Banana daiquiri.
FREDO That’s it?
MICHAEL Yes.
FREDO Uno Banana Daiquiri.
WAITER Banana Daiquiri.
FREDO Si — and uh — a club soda.
Look for Kraft Pepper Jack, probably most likely to be available and work your way up from there :)
Oh they understood, alright; they were just dissin’ you by pretending they didn’t. And you didn’t get it.
I guess it’s just nacho day to buy cheese...
Papas fritas con queso fresco picante; more or less
The queso fresco is fresh cheese, melt it however and stir in your favorite hot peppers in the quantities you require...