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Finally, a reason to start drinking alcohol
YahooNews ^ | March 8 2008 | Maggie Fox

Posted on 03/08/2008 1:28:52 PM PST by Daffynition

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Cheers!


1 posted on 03/08/2008 1:28:52 PM PST by Daffynition
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To: Daffynition

Drink...Don’t Drink....Drink....Don’t Drink....

I need a Drink ;)


2 posted on 03/08/2008 1:34:11 PM PST by libertarian27 (Land of the Fee, Home of the Shamed)
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LOL ... maybe you should pray about it first ...

The Beer Prayer

Our lager,
Which art in barrels,
Hallowed be thy drink.
Thy will be drunk,
(I will be drunk),
At home as in the tavern.
Give us this day our foamy head,
And forgive us our spillages,
As we forgive those who spill against us.
And lead us not to incarceration,
But deliver us from hangovers.
For thine is the beer, The bitter and The lager.
Forever and ever,

Barmen


3 posted on 03/08/2008 1:36:09 PM PST by Daffynition (The quieter you become, the more you are able to hear.)
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To: libertarian27

I’ll drink to that!


4 posted on 03/08/2008 1:37:21 PM PST by Doofy
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To: Daffynition

My heart’s gonna be ticking years after my liver fails.


5 posted on 03/08/2008 1:44:39 PM PST by Tijeras_Slim
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To: Daffynition

Stolen!


6 posted on 03/08/2008 1:45:20 PM PST by MacDorcha (Arm yourself!)
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To: Daffynition
[shaking head]
Maggie, Maggie . . . "finally?"
7 posted on 03/08/2008 1:46:09 PM PST by 1rudeboy
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To: Tijeras_Slim
HAHAHA ... I'm going to live forever...


8 posted on 03/08/2008 1:49:58 PM PST by Daffynition (The quieter you become, the more you are able to hear.)
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Hey, does this mean the more you drink, the longer you’ll live?

Bottoms up!


9 posted on 03/08/2008 1:51:34 PM PST by austinaero
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To: Daffynition
Ted Kennedy was elated when he heard the news


10 posted on 03/08/2008 2:01:18 PM PST by LukeL
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>> Finally, a reason to start drinking alcohol

What a pleasant surprise!

I figured this was going to be another POTUS election related thread.


11 posted on 03/08/2008 2:11:08 PM PST by Nervous Tick (I've decided to vote for John McCain in December. It's the Maverick Thing To Do.)
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This explains why I am not dead yet!


12 posted on 03/08/2008 2:11:28 PM PST by Red_Devil 232 (VietVet - USMC All Ready On The Right? All Ready On The Left? All Ready On The Firing Line!)
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To: Daffynition
You need a reason to start drinking?
13 posted on 03/08/2008 2:14:48 PM PST by mysterio
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Okay, you talked me into it.

(starts drinking heavily)

14 posted on 03/08/2008 2:24:40 PM PST by SIDENET (Hubba Hubba...)
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15 posted on 03/08/2008 2:27:55 PM PST by LibFreeOrDie
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To: Daffynition; Lil'freeper

Tappa Kegga Bruh = drink up.


16 posted on 03/08/2008 2:30:11 PM PST by big'ol_freeper (REAGAN: "..party..must represent certain fundamental beliefs [not] compromised..[for] expediency")
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lopg01Gh17M

Warning!! This is Crass and without any Redeeming Qualities, but it is funny.

17 posted on 03/08/2008 2:33:17 PM PST by Little Bill (Welcome to the Newly Socialist State of New Hampshire)
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To: Daffynition

My JOB drives me to drink.....otherwise I would just QUIT!


18 posted on 03/08/2008 2:33:35 PM PST by CIDKauf (No man has a good enough memory to be a successful liar.)
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To: MacDorcha

ditto


19 posted on 03/08/2008 3:33:29 PM PST by CRBDeuce (an armed society is a polite society)
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To: Daffynition
researchers have cautioned that there is no reason for the abstinent to start drinking.

Ping me when they have a study that says that "even the worst problem drinkers should resume drinking alcohol to enjoy the health benefts".
20 posted on 03/08/2008 6:47:53 PM PST by Thrownatbirth (.....Iraq Invasion fan since '91.)
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