nope nope nope - all of you are mistaken, sorry to tell you. The *absolute* gayest 80’s song of all time is “Chains of Love” by Erasure. It breaks the gaydar. It’s the official and certified butt-nut national anthem. There is no competition. I don’t know what’s wrong w/ the poofters in Oz (other than the obvious) that they missed this...
Most of the Erasure discography should be on the list.
My wife likes Erasure. [shudder]