No joke. When my wife was pregnant with our first she had a pile of baby name books. She and some friends went away for the weekend so I am a buddy proceeded to hangout, drink, and play Halo. He was leafing through the books. One of them also gave the "meaning" or the name and things associated with it.
So he flipped through and found his name. Bruce. I swear this is true, the book said after Bruce, "May be gay".
My husband always said that a good name was one of the apostles except for Judas. He liked Matthew, Mark, Luke and JOhn. Or English king names. He hates the new names especially the ones from soap operas.