HA!! I know a blonde that is about this dumb. Well, I sort of know her. I know her through someone else, but she’s about this dim.
A teacher in Elmira, New York asked her 6th grade class how many of them were Hillary fans. Not really knowing what a Hillary fan is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raised theirhands except for Little Johnny.
The teacher asked Little Johnny why he has decided to be different...Again.
Little Johnny says, ‘Because I’m not a Hillary fan.’
The teacher says, ‘Why aren’t you a Hillary fan?’
Johnny says, ‘Because I’m a Republican.’
The teacher asks him why he’s a Republican.
Little Johnny answered, ‘Well, my mom’s a Republican and my dad’s a Republican, so I’m a Republican’
The teacher asks, ‘If your mom was a moron and your dad was an idiot, what would that make you?’
With a big smile, Little Johnny replies, ‘That would make me a Hillary fan.’
Golf Balls ...
A man entered the bus with both of his front pockets full of golf balls
and sat down next to a beautiful (you guessed it) blonde. The puzzled
blonde kept looking at him and his bulging pockets.
Finally, after many such glances from her, he said, “Its golf balls”.
Nevertheless, the blonde continued to look at him for a very long time,
deeply thinking about what he had said.
After several minutes, not being
able to contain her curiosity any longer, she asked;
“Does it hurt as much as tennis elbow?”