I knew one who named hers shi’thead, live that down. Other “etnic” names always sound like floor wax of some sort.
Many years ago I heard a black comedian riffing about how all those names sounded like over-the-counter pain pills:
“...and these are the twins, Motrin and Nuprin—TYLENOL! Get down from there this minute!”
"Plaxico" Burress.........his mother actually said it was an African name that meant ........(I forgot what she said).
I always thought she picked it up at Home Depot......