It’s the new software!
Really.
C
I was such a fool to have picked upon you like that!! In addition to your lovely and clever tagline, I suddenly realized who you ARE! You're the one that guides me all over the place and has virtually eliminated the need for me to ever look at an outdated map, or better yet, submit to the wifely demands that I stop and ask some stupid rube for ANY idiotic directions!!!
Furthermore, I have been given such power over you that I'm even able to perform a sex change (excuse me ol boy, I ment gender change) on your voice while driving to explore a new church on Sunday, or Saturday, which ever the case may be. (It'll sure never be on Friday, that's for sure!)
So, ya see, I really approve of your genderific software, but this here change to FR's modus operandi has kinda got me by the short ones, if ya know what I mean. I'm such a miserable creature of habit and tradition that like most older gentlemen, I'm desperately against change! So you can rest assured I won't be voting for ANY of those outrageous dumbells in the Democrat Party.
Even my tagline registers utter contempt for change from the good American/Californian traditions. Most change just SUCKS canal water and we could really do without it entirely and NEVER miss a bit of it!!! "New and improved" is WAY over-rated and it isn't just because I'm getting older, or just because I'm one of those "cranky conservatives! I've felt like this about it ever since I thought my very FIRST adult thought!!!
Please excuse those occasional loud, upper-case blurtings... I must be developing tourettes syndrome or something closely akin to it. (JUST KIDDING!!!) Other than than, ThomasThomas... don't change a danged thang!!!